Take a V12 pumping out 800 Horsepower and a gravity-shattering 1,047 lb-ft of torque and shove it into a G-Wagen, give it an ostentatious bodykit and tons of electronics, and you have the Brabus iBusiness. What business are you in, exactly?
You read that correctly, Brabus has informed us that their new Mercedes-Benz G65-based "800 iBusiness" can apparently do anything.
The aggressively ostentatious German luxury tuner finally burned through the entire thesaurus and has resorted to just writing insane shit in their PR pitches. The first sentence of their new Gelandewagen's brochure reads:
The BRABUS 800 "iBusiness" based on the Mercedes G 65 literally knows no limits - real or virtual.
"Literally." Get our ass in the new Brabus G and you're above it all. Speed limits? Forget 'em. Laws of physics? This baby can fly upside-down. It has no top speed and will never run out of fuel. That would be an accurate description of a vehicle with, literally, no limits.
Of course there's always the chance they meant literally figuratively. Maybe those Germans got a little turned around in a language with so few syllables.
There's no denying it's a mighty potent SUV. A biturbo 6 liter V12 belches out 800 horsepower and 1,047 lb-ft of torque, moving the same 11x26" wheels from the STARTECH Range Rover to 60 MPH in 4.2 seconds and moving on to a top speed that's... wait for it... electronically limited to 155.