A Dodge Neon Mud Truck For The Frugal Redneck Who Wants To Have It All

I doubt there's much Dodge Neon left below this poorly-spray painted body, but it sure looks like a viable compromise between the backcountry-capability of a compact car and frugality of a lifted truck. Or do I have that backwards?

If you really want to stir up your local Home Owner's Association or make your five-year-old kid jump for joy it's for sale in Detroit:

Will trade for golf cart/pontoon/mustang/moped scooter/gator just let me know Wut u got and well talk unless u want to just buy

I know, I totally would have guessed Florida too!

Image: Craigslist