Somebody Better Turn This Stretched Lexus LX Into An Off-Road Limo

A 1997 Lexus LX 450 is essentially an 80-Series Land Cruiser. That's a pretty solid off-road base, and look... somebody's added twenty feet of luxury to one! Get a lift kit and some good tires on this thing for the ultimate ferry to that backcountry brothel.

Someone put this heap on a classified site I've never heard of two years ago, so it might already be helping an aspiring Patrick Bateman live out his freaky fantasies. But now that it's been brought to my attention I reckoned it was worth laughing looking at.

The stereo and video screen look like they haven't been modern since the SUV was new, but at least there's an XBox 360 in there. What? That's out of date now, too? Well if you're in the market for a seventeen-year-old limo, it's just gonna have to do.

Somebody Better Turn This Stretched Lexus LX Into An Off-Road Limo

That's gotta be the smallest monitor an XBox 360 has ever been connected to. (Maybe there's a fold-down somewhere).

Somebody Better Turn This Stretched Lexus LX Into An Off-Road Limo

So, yeah... that mirror's gonna break when you hit the bumps. Plan accordingly.

Somebody Better Turn This Stretched Lexus LX Into An Off-Road Limo

Nothing says "luxury" like everything about this picture.

Somebody Better Turn This Stretched Lexus LX Into An Off-Road Limo

Hat tip to Jagvar!