What The Hell Happened To This Ford Probe?S

A reader just spotted what's left of this Ford Probe in Albuquerque, New Mexico today, looks like the perverted fantasy of someone who's a big fan of MacGyver and pirates.

I really hope the vehicle's structural integrity is not dependent on those racket straps... but I've got a feeling a hefty bribe was required to get an inspection sticker on this thing.

Any ideas on what other vehicles died so that this monstrosity could live?

Hat tip to Austin Wetsch!