Dartz Prombron White Horse Has Gold Trim, No Whale PenisAndrew P Collins3/11/14 4:45pmFiled to: DartzRussiaSUVsMilitary Trucks212EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkSaddle up, comrades— the next iteration of the loud and proud Russian paramilitary SUV known as the one and only Dartz Prombron is here; codename: White Horse.AdvertisementDartz emailed us to ask:"Afraid for people who are gunning for you? Then this Russian Dartz Prombron might be the safest car for you. This enormous bunker on wheels is built especially for Chinese who want something more after the Black Dragon and Black Snake [other special, but apparently lesser, Prombron models].Huh, never really thought about it. Should I be afraid of people gunning for me? Am I really a superspy living in a fugue state a la that Archer/Bob's Burgers crossover episode? Nah, probably not. But I'd still like to have a go behind the wheel of one of these things.Dartz went on to describe their porcelain pony as a vehicle loaded with "notorious opulence" and all kinds of gadgets a la the Brabus iBusiness. Well, it certainly has more rear leg room than a G-Wagen.ShareTweet Kinja is in read-only mode. We are working to restore service.