Monster trucks remain perhaps the most patently silly motorized vehicles on the planet. That doesn’t stop them from getting the most serious/amazing names.

Which one is best?

Photo Credit: AP. Original caption is as follows.

An eight-ton truck with six-foot tires named Goliath crushes two cars outside Madison Square Garden in New York, Dec. 31, 1987 in a symbolic move to put an end to holiday drinking and driving. The monster truck is one of the featured vehicles in the U.S. Hot Rod Motocross and Mudbog Championships at the garden this weekend. (AP Photo/G. Paul Burnett)

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